At WalMart, to the cashier: “What’s your name?”
Cashier: “Delores.”
Hunter: “Well, bye Delores.”
Getting his hair cut, we were talking about Epcot, and the hairdresser asked him what he liked at Epcot. He listed a few things, and then informed her, “And they also have the Magic Kingdom, where you can find the People Mover. But I like to call it the Pooper Mover.”
At McDonald’s, chatting up our next-door-table-mate: “What’s your name?”
“Mike.”
“Are you having a Happy Meal?”
“Well, sorta… it’s like a big Happy Meal.”
*laughter* “A BIG HAPPY MEAL?!??! HAHAHA, you’re funny!”
I interject: “Okay, Hunter, let’s let him eat… he might not want to chat the whole time he’s eating.”
Hunter: “But Grandma always talks the WHOLE time I’m eating lunch!”